Overheard In Sydney

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Not in the East

Girl #1: I just love the fashion right now
Girl #2: yeah, it’s like knocked-up schoolgirl chic

Overheard at Bondi Junction By Lexi W.

Friday, April 20, 2007

who's space?

girl #1: Guess what? I was on myspace too much. Work blocked it.
girl #2: No myspace. That's the saddest thing I've heard all week.

Chatswood Office Building

Monday, March 26, 2007

You sure you weren't looking for Redfern?

woman: we missed our stop you fkn dick'ed!
man: no we haven't!
woman: i can't believe this! i'm not talkin' to you!! bloody dick'ed!
man: there's no use arguing when we're not even at granville yet
women: not even at granville yet?! excuse me?! LOOK! there's CHILD PROTECTION SERVICES, there's the PUB, and here we are at Parramatta! PA-RRA-MA-TTA!!!

Westbound train, passing Harris Park (the station AFTER Granville) approaching Parramatta

in the ghetto

girl #1: what are you guys doing this weekend?
girl #2: well right now its between goodbar where the shooting last week happened, or Space where our bags got stolen last time
girl #3: ....aaand coffee at Mars Hill it is!

Privelege Bar, Sydney

Friday, January 19, 2007

I wonder what was on his mind

PM: So the connections is fine?
Tech: Looks good! Now I just have to get into Carol's so I can root her*
PM: Uh.. Okay.. Good luck with that
Tech: Thanks. I need it!

(should have been - Now I just have to go to Carol's to I can route her connection)

Friday, January 12, 2007

birthday wishlist

guy: you guys should get her a vibrator for her birthday
girl #1: OR we could just find her a man...
girl #2: nah... I think buying a vibrator would be easier

Victoria Rd

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

it was a handicap game

man#1 takes his turn in a chess match
man#2 (middle-aged asian man): Oh... I see what you're doing...
man#1: No, you don't! You do not see!
man#2: Oh, I see...
man#1: You do not see! Only I see! You cannot see what I am doing!
man#2: Hmm... I see...

Hyde Park chess set

(PS. man#2 ended up walking away from the match - obviously, he did not see)

Thursday, April 27, 2006

reason #245 why you don't bitch in public

Girl 1: Do i look like a librarian right now?
Girl 2: What do you mean?
Girl 1: Like the glasses and the bun and whatever?
Drunk Girl: Hey whats thats supposed to mean? I'm a librarian, and i don't dress like that...
Girl 1: Oh, I'm sorry, i didn't mean it like that.
Drunk Girl: No wuckers.
...
Girl 2: Are you really a librarian?
Drunk Girl: Yeah kinda, a library assistant is close enough right?

Overheard by Gina S.